this is why i get paid the big bucks.

so yesterday was an insane day:

a child wet herself (and my carpet) in my office.

a 2 month old infant seriously ripped one in my office; i am amazed at how much methane gas that little body was able to produce. (the infant was male; maybe it’s a guy thing, starting from conception)

another infant spit up all over my desk.

two siblings, ages 3-4, destroyed my office with hurricane force. seriously. i couldn’t see the floor. they didn’t have manners either (oddly enough, out of everything, that’s the only thing that really bothered me).

also, today, the air conditioning has died in my office.  and on a daily basis, i get to raise my voice and speak over a cacophone of children while hoping to counsel their parents/guardians/foster parents on good nutrition - even the slightest bit.

what else would you expect from working with children? i love my job. XDDD